Comic Relief! - The Blender Blues

Vaughn posted this song he wrote on his blog today. He is 4 weeks post MMA and clearly the liquid diet is starting to wear thin on him. It was hilarious! and I wanted everyone to be able to see it so here it is..... Enjoy! Vaughn is a very funny guy!

The Blender Blues

Went to my doctor (daa da-da)
He looked at my jaw (daa da-da)
Said was ske-wobbedy (daa da-da)
Was breakin' the law (daa da-da)
He took out some bands (daa da-da)
Twanged them round my mouth (daa da-da)
That was three weeks ago (daa da-da)
Please, doc, won't you take them ooooouuuuuut? ...

Puree, baby ... I got them pureed blender blues
If I don't get me some solid bites soon,
Gonna be some no-good, lowdown, dirty bad news.

I woke up this morning (daa da-da)
Had a hankerin' to eat (daa da-da)
I looked in my fridge (daa da-da)
Thought, "How 'bout some meat?" (daa da-da)
My doc says that's fine (daa da-da)
Says he'll let that pass (daa da-da)
I can have all I want (daa da-da)
As long as it fits in my glaaaaaaassss. ...

Puree, baby ... I got them pureed blender blues
If I don't get me some solid bites soon,
Gonna be some no-good, lowdown dirty bad news.

Ain't havin' no steak (daa da-da)
No chicken or chips (daa da-da)
Nothing that crunches (daa da-da)
Just stuff that sips (daa da-da)
I went to McDonald's (daa da-da)
Man, what a mistake (daa da-da)
"Want fries with that, sugar?" (daa da-da)
No, all I can have is a shhaaaaaaaaake. ...

Puree, baby ... I got them pureed blender blues
If I don't get me some solid bites soon,
Gonna be some no-good, lowdown dirty bad news.

Now, right at the end, there'd be a killer guitar solo, but I don't know how to play guitar, so you'll just have to imagine it.